I was tagged by @meltlikethis who is awesome, thank you for giving me something to do that is not one of the two things I desperately need to do today

Rule: Tag 10 followers you want to get to know better. Or don’t. I’m not your boss.

Name: Kevin but I also answer to Genghis Glitter

Gender: procrastination male

Star sign: 🍩 (the topologists among you will get it)

Height: 169cm; used to be taller but apparently aging sucks in so many ways

Sexuality: mostly hetero but have you seen literally everyone from Wakanda

What images do you have set as your desktop / cellphone wallpaper: 

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: pretty sure I wanted to marry my first grade teacher, Mrs. Sanko

Where do you see yourself in 10 years: Still living here, surrounded by the best group of friends ever, still married to a phenomenal woman, hopefully healthier and more gainfully employed than I am currently

If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be: Hawaii or Japan. Given that it’s snowing and windy as hell right now, probably the former

What was your coolest Halloween costume?: sometimes you’re a chubby Asian dude who accidentally nails the zeitgeist

What’s your favorite 90s show: Babylon 5 (which I have not rewatched because it’s probably not nearly as good as I remember it being, so why spoil those memories)

Who was your last kiss: L

Have you ever been stood up: yeah, shit happens

Have you ever been to Las Vegas: I have a blood feud with LV. Lemme splain. L had an internship in CA after she graduated, and when it was done I flew out so we could drive back together. Our first night we figured we’d stop in Vegas, because millions of hotels, right? WRONG. There were apparently half a dozen big conferences in town. We could find no hotel rooms within a hundred and fifty miles of Las Vegas. We ended up stopping at like 4 a.m. in friggin’ Utah and the hotel kicked us out at 10 a.m. At least we got an extra day to explore Zion National Park. But I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: fuck you, Vegas. You know what you did.

Favorite pair of shoes: I have a pair of slightly shiny black leather sneakers from a little shop in Florence, because when the hell was I going to be back in Italy

Favorite fruit: mangos

Favorite book: ONE? JFC. Can I say three-way tie between Naomi Novik’s Temeraire, Gaiman & Pratchett’s Good Omens, and Haruki Murakami’s The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle?

Stupidest thing you’ve ever done: probably miscalculating and being one credit short of graduation during my fourth attempt at college and having to beg one of my profs to give me a one-cred independent project on very short notice; thank you Jackie for being amazingly kind and gracious to a dumb supersenior

Tagging @luciilebluths @goblinparty @aeuphoricinsanity @elphabasashes @procrastinatingpython @saintnymphs @estel-tuioira @mariemigraine @ilikesweatpantsandstayinghome @shoebiedoo @skywalkerangst @salt-silver-andvibranium @pinkpixiekitty @infinitypeggys @formerlyknownasemily yes that’s more than ten idc