feigenbaumsworld:

angiechan070707:

• If a clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds.
• Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen the mall.
• Acupuncture is a jab well done.
• Jumping off a Paris bridge makes you in Seine.
• Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
• Your calendar’s days are numbered.
• I break into song if I can’t find the key.
• A dyslexic poet writes inverse.

I’m not sorry that I laughed at all of these.

YAY, whoever did this! :)