animalstalkinginallcaps:

SOMETIMES BRANDON IS JUST SITTING THERE WATCHING TV AND THE WAY THE LIGHT CATCHES HIS HAIR MAKES IT GLOW. HE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL. LIKE AN ACTUAL ANGEL. HE’S SO HANDSOME. I TELL HIM ALL THE TIME HOW HANDSOME HE IS BECAUSE HE’S SO TOTALLY HANDSOME IN HIS FACE, YOU KNOW?

OH MY GOD, SHARON, PLEASE STOP TALKING. I’M BEGGING YOU.

THAT’S JUST WHAT BRANDON SAYS! AND HIS VOICE IS SO STERN AND MANLY AND DEEP. I LOVE IT. I COULD LISTEN TO HIM READ GAS STATION RECEIPTS AND IT WOULD BE SUPER AWESOMELY SEXY BECAUSE HE HAS SUCH A BABEALICIOUS VOICE.

I’M GOING TO GO JUMP IN FRONT OF A TRUCK IF YOU DON’T STOP.

SPEAKING OF NOT STOPPING, HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT HOW HE KISSES? BECAUSE IT’S A-MA-ZIIIIIIIIING! 

I HATE YOU.